Becareful handling them – I’m sure they’re still soapy from being scrubbed so hard.
Eastern_Barnacle_553 on
It will take a court order….which will end up in the Supreme Court….and you know the rest
Automatic-Addendum64 on
He could have released this ANYTIME. They are (not) forcing him to do what’s always been in his power to do. This choad has you believing the legislative branch had any power over this. DOJ has been busy.Remember when all the FBI agents were busy reDacting and purging the files?.It’s NOT the Epstein files with the sexual assaultive felonious treasonous Trump in it. It’s the TRUMP files with Epstein and his pepedophile billionaires in it.
LordTrayus on
They’ve doctored them. There’s just no way they’ll release them without altering them.
HermanBonJovi on
There’s no way the files aren’t doctored to hell. Thats the only reason the GOP voted to release them.
They likely went through and changed “trump” to “Obama”
They are that incompetent it wouldn’t surprise me if they tried something this stupid
One-Pomegranate7510 on

zmayes on
The records have already been purged.
TheWayYouWrite on
I will not be surprised if the survivors release their list when they realize it doesn’t match his. I’m hoping it will be an Oprah giveaway, with “You get a list and you get a list, you get a list!” with all the sources.
WarderWannabe on
They’ve either been completely scrubbed or, and this seems more likely, the DOJ is going to claim they’re part of an ongoing investigation of Clinton and others.
matthew_anthony on
Question as a non American
Can the president just not sign something into law?
klonoax on
O
kalel1980 on
They went from voting NOT to release the files several times, to almost every single one of them voting YES to release the files. There’s definitely some fuckery happening here.
oleblueeyes75 on
The obviously redacted files.
YardOptimal9329 on
This is not a win – bad hot take!
1lolo94 on
We are gonna see so much sharpie when they are released
Persea_americana on
Resign? No, impeachment, removal and prison.
Pal_Saradise_ on
Mission Accomplished.
Randy_Watson on
There was a report earlier in the year of a large team of FBI agents whose job was to scrub Trump’s name from the files. They resisted release for a long time to suddenly all vote nearly unanimously. That doesn’t seem suspicious at all.
ginrumryeale on
Charlie Brown is lined up to kick the football again.
Acceptable-Bus-2017 on
He will sign it.. and the Pam will begrudgingly prevent their release because the democrat hoax includes only democrats that are suddenly under investigation for being the only co-conspirators, and we must give them their judicial rights until she EVENTUALLY builds a case against them. (Never*)
edipeisrex on
This has “I believe in Santa Claus” energy. The Epstein Files will be as disappointing as every other official report the government has ever ok’d.
SCWickedHam on
Brooklyn Bridge for sale! You think they didn’t tell their MAGA congressmen to approve it? It will be redacted and useless
Responsible-Person on
That ass will never release the files.
Clear_Lead on
That shit’s been scrubbed so clean it stinks like bleach
javoss88 on
Can’t he just veto it, and aren’t his friends already redacted? That’s the only way I can see him approving this
VoidMunashii on
Waiting with baited breath to see exactly what the trick is.
thuy_chan on
Nah they redacted it’s all Dems on it now
Actual-Arachnid-3091 on
Honestly, that would be a hilarious move. Sign it and then resign without even capping the pen.
acj21 on
Will be heavily redacted. What do we expect will happen?
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Seems too easy. There’s fuckery afoot.

I’m sure they’ll be fully released…

I hope you’re ready…for nothing.
Becareful handling them – I’m sure they’re still soapy from being scrubbed so hard.
It will take a court order….which will end up in the Supreme Court….and you know the rest
He could have released this ANYTIME. They are (not) forcing him to do what’s always been in his power to do. This choad has you believing the legislative branch had any power over this. DOJ has been busy.Remember when all the FBI agents were busy reDacting and purging the files?.It’s NOT the Epstein files with the sexual assaultive felonious treasonous Trump in it. It’s the TRUMP files with Epstein and his pepedophile billionaires in it.
They’ve doctored them. There’s just no way they’ll release them without altering them.
There’s no way the files aren’t doctored to hell. Thats the only reason the GOP voted to release them.
They likely went through and changed “trump” to “Obama”
They are that incompetent it wouldn’t surprise me if they tried something this stupid

The records have already been purged.
I will not be surprised if the survivors release their list when they realize it doesn’t match his. I’m hoping it will be an Oprah giveaway, with “You get a list and you get a list, you get a list!” with all the sources.
They’ve either been completely scrubbed or, and this seems more likely, the DOJ is going to claim they’re part of an ongoing investigation of Clinton and others.
Question as a non American
Can the president just not sign something into law?
O
They went from voting NOT to release the files several times, to almost every single one of them voting YES to release the files. There’s definitely some fuckery happening here.
The obviously redacted files.
This is not a win – bad hot take!
We are gonna see so much sharpie when they are released
Resign? No, impeachment, removal and prison.
Mission Accomplished.
There was a report earlier in the year of a large team of FBI agents whose job was to scrub Trump’s name from the files. They resisted release for a long time to suddenly all vote nearly unanimously. That doesn’t seem suspicious at all.
Charlie Brown is lined up to kick the football again.
He will sign it.. and the Pam will begrudgingly prevent their release because the democrat hoax includes only democrats that are suddenly under investigation for being the only co-conspirators, and we must give them their judicial rights until she EVENTUALLY builds a case against them. (Never*)
This has “I believe in Santa Claus” energy. The Epstein Files will be as disappointing as every other official report the government has ever ok’d.
Brooklyn Bridge for sale! You think they didn’t tell their MAGA congressmen to approve it? It will be redacted and useless
That ass will never release the files.
That shit’s been scrubbed so clean it stinks like bleach
Can’t he just veto it, and aren’t his friends already redacted? That’s the only way I can see him approving this
Waiting with baited breath to see exactly what the trick is.
Nah they redacted it’s all Dems on it now
Honestly, that would be a hilarious move. Sign it and then resign without even capping the pen.
Will be heavily redacted. What do we expect will happen?
https://preview.redd.it/1zqzkm0bj42g1.jpeg?width=1093&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8b68b5a535c22c560ad174c24cbe230c7b0bf54
And he dies as soon as it hits his desk… one could dream
I don’t get why people are so excited. There’s a 0% chance these haven’t been doctored.